
I was a pirate for Halloween, Capt. Jack Sparrow to be precise. It was amazing how many people did not know who I was !!
I’m cooking outside when I get a text message from a number I don’t recognize.
The message string goes like this:
Text “Hey”
I don’t know who it is so I text a “?”
Text “Whats wrong?”
I still don’t know this person “Who r u?”
Text “Miriam”
I know a Miriam but don’t text with her, so I send “Are you trying to reach Mark?”
Text “Whos mark?”
I text “I am.”
They text “Oh, how old are you?”
Oh brother, I text “Older than dirt”